Nick Busey
So can anyone actually name a movie Nick Nolte has been in? I submit that he is the only Hollywood celebrity that is most famous for his mug shot. I cannot name you a single role Nolte has ever been in, but can describe his mugshot to the tee. Crazy hair, disgusting Hawaiian shirt, psycotic look in his eye. Yet, who exactly is Nick Nolte? Every time I try to picture a role I’ve seen him in, I picture Gary Busey! Does that make me a bad person? No, I think its because Nick Nolte is Gary Busey’s party-alter-ego. Every time Gary Busey wants to drink and drive or take hallucinogenic drugs, he puts on a terrible Hawaiian shirt and goes to town. Do I have proof? See for your
self.
Question: If I hadn’t said that Nolte was arrested in a terrible shirt, would you be able to tell the difference? No! Also, I happen to consider myself a bit of a movie conisseur, and I couldn’t think of a role Nick Nolte has been in for the life of me. Every time I came up with one, it was actually Gary Busey! Maybe you said, “Hey! Nick Nolte was the vet in Black Sheep!” Nope, that was Busey. Maybe you thought Nolte was one of the bad guys in Lethal Weapon or the Firm – nope, Busey again. I really can’t think of a single thing Nick Nolte has ever done except get drunk and get arrested. Does that mean that they’re same person? Not no.
Tags: Drunken Ramblings, Gary Busey, Nick Nolte